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<br /> <br />with the wash: down 25 percent over 50 years <br />from 3.38 to 2.59 persons. Plallllers: if your <br />commullity had zero populatioll growth over <br />the last 50 years, the housing stock still had <br />to grow by 25 percent just to keep up with <br />household formation. Since 1970, the change <br />is stiH 17 percent. In short, our national hous. <br />ing stock is physically, functionally. and eco. <br />nomicallyobso\escent. <br />And marriage? Well, for men, the median <br />age rose from 23 to 27in the last 50 years, and <br />for women-up from 20 to 25. The shifts mean <br />that smaller, single-person households and <br />groups of unrelated people-unmarried and <br />wIthout kids at hom~-are now living together. <br /> <br />TELL IT TO THE JUDGE <br />More than three decades ago. against a back- <br />drop ofthe demographics and 20ningofthe <br />19Sos, the U.S. Supreme Court had before ita <br />case on the definition offamily.The restrictive <br />definition was expressly intended to protect <br />single-familyqvaluesw and neighborhoods <br />against the worst of all invasions: college stu- <br />dents (see Zoning News, May 2002, for many <br />strategies to fend off such hordes).The place <br />was the Village of Belle Terre, New York, and <br />the invaders were students from Stony Brook <br />University.]n Village of Belle Terre v. Boraas, <br />416 U.s. 1 (1974),the Court upheld this defini. <br />tion offamilyunderthe U.s. Constitution: <br />One or more persons related by blood. <br />adoption. or marriage. living and cooking <br />together as a single housekeeping unit, <br />exc\usiveofhouseholdservants.Anumber <br />of persons but not exceeding two (2) living <br />and cookingtogetherasa single house- <br />keeping unit though notreiated by blood, <br />adoption, or marriage shall be deemed to <br />constitute a family. <br /> <br />Read it again, please. If you are related, <br />no problem: There is no limitation whatsoever <br />on lhe numberofpeople.When unrelated, <br />however, only two people can live together <br />legally. <br />Compare this delinition with that of Euclid, <br />Ohio,atthetimetheSupremeCourtvalidated <br />zoning in Euclid v. Ambler(1926): "Any number <br />of individuals living and cooking together on the <br /> <br />who came in on the bus last week from LA.- <br />the household is legal. Also consider a young <br />couple"wrongfully"cohabitatingoutofwed. <br />lock. These may be two unrelated people, but <br />the living arrangement is allowed. <br />However,beyouthreesa\vationArmy <br />troops living together to help others, you are <br />illegal. Equally so: if you are a gay or lesbian <br />couple with 25 years of life together, commit- <br /> <br />The United States has 51 constitutions, and <br />what might be perfectly constitutional under <br />the federal constitution may be perfectly <br />unconstitutional under a state constitution. <br /> <br />premises as a single housekeeping unit." Tnis <br />functional (not relationaQ definition seems <br />rather liberal compared to what happened later <br />in many places to narrow the definition by <br />"blood,marriage, and adoption." <br />The Belie Terre decision is still good law, <br />but it only interprets the U.s. Constitution <br />and not the state constitutions. Remember, <br />the United States has 51 constitutions, and <br />what might be perfectly constitutional under <br />the federal constitution maybe perfectly <br />unconstitutionalunderastateconstitulion. <br />More on this later. <br />Try applying the U.s. Supreme Court-vali- <br />dated definition. If the family unit is related by <br />blood_considergrandmother,tl1reeunem- <br />ployedbikerchlldrenwith more tattoos than a <br />SturgisFestivalattendee,thechildren'schil- <br />drennumberingadozenorsofromvarious <br />illicit liaisons, and a handful of second cous]ns <br /> <br />ment ceremony rings. and a foster child, <br />expect a visIt from the local zoning enforce- <br />mentofficer. <br /> <br />IN THE PRESS-NOT A GOOD THING <br />Theimplicationsofdefining"family"hithome <br />when noneotherthan Miss Manners <br />addressesitin herco\umn, as she did on <br />March2,2006,citingwhatshedescribedas <br />an "Insidious" zoning ordinance. The part of <br />the definition she found mosttroublingwas <br />theWcookingtogether' mandate, which she <br />humorously predicted would create great ten- <br />sion among family members because of <br />access to the stove (she advocates "eating <br />together"asabettermeasureoffamilylegiti- <br />macy). Miss Manners on zoning definitions: <br />oh,howfarplannershavecome! <br />Within the last year, Manassas, Virginia, <br />made the New York Times for further restricting <br /> <br />ZONING?RACTICE Z.07 <br />AMrRIUlNPLANNINGA550CIAT10Nlpcge3 <br /> <br />85 <br />