<br />POLICE
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<br />GOING
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<br />I may as well start this column,
<br />the first one I will be doing for
<br />the Ramsey Resident , with the most
<br />thorny subject I can think of and
<br />get it over with...for awhile~
<br />DOGS ~ DOGS ~ DOGS ~
<br />Please understand, at the outset,
<br />that I like dogs and have had the
<br />pleasure of their company all my
<br />life. I have sniffed and sniffed
<br />at many canine internments and to
<br />this day I can still visualize 01'
<br />Buddy romping in that big rabbit
<br />injected woods in the sky and get
<br />choked up. In fact, I am writing
<br />this because I am incensed at the
<br />treatment many so called pet lovers
<br />give to their dogs.
<br />All too frequently, Rover is ac-
<br />quired to become the family pet,
<br />without much thought given to the
<br />subsequent need for his/her care.
<br />For this article I will confine my
<br />concern with care to the proper reg-
<br />ulation of Rover's freedom of move-
<br />ment. Many of Rovers, spots', 01'
<br />Yellers, etc. go to that aforemen-
<br />tioned woods in the sky on streets
<br />and highways and I would venture to
<br />say that in the very vast majority
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<br />Sometimes, the offended neighbor,
<br />if the owner is known, will call the
<br />owner and ask that the dog be tied
<br />up and this is the preferred first
<br />step. If that doesn't solve the
<br />problem, we get called and animal
<br />control picks up the poor mutt. More
<br />frequently than not, there are no
<br />tags what-so-ever on Rover so it is
<br />hauled in. If the owner doesn't
<br />call us or the dog pound in five
<br />days, Rover either goes to the Uni-
<br />versity of Minnesota, not to matri-
<br />culate, I might add, or is dispat-
<br />ched to that fabled woods, etc.,
<br />etc. Enter now, the owner, weeping,
<br />wailing and teeth-gnashing, who
<br />blames the police, the city, the dog
<br />catcher, the dog, everybody except..
<br />. guess who?
<br />What this all boils down to is
<br />simple: tie your dog, kennel your
<br />dog, control your dog if it is a
<br />problem to the neighbors. Get rab-
<br />ies shots, put the tag on a collar
<br />and put both on the dog so it can
<br />be healthy and identifiable. If all
<br />this is too much trouble, be humane
<br />and don't have a dog.
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<br />SNOWMOBILE ORACULAR
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<br />The snowmobile season is well upon
<br />us and, obviously, the ground is not
<br />rather covered with snowmobile weed.
<br />This first issue of the Ramsey ~s-
<br />ident is a fine time to let every-
<br />body know the basic rules for snow-
<br />mobiles in Ramsey and, hopefully,
<br />everybody with a "sled" will read
<br />this. Unfortunately, some who read
<br />it will pay no heed and go their
<br />merry 3-toed way oblivious to the
<br />rights of others. It seems that the
<br />winter brings out other flakes than
<br />snowflakes!
<br />As it stands now, Ramsey has no
<br />snowmobile ordinance and goes en-
<br />tirely by state statutes which, by
<br />the way, are quite reasonable and
<br />liberal. HOWEVER it does not take
<br />a master of prognostication to pre-
<br />dict that within a couple of years
<br />we will have our own ordinance, whi-
<br />ch will be quite restrictive. "Why?"
<br />you ask. It's really quite simple.
<br />It seems that there is that good old
<br />10% who feel that the only rights
<br />which are valid, personal or public,
<br />are theirs and let the devil take
<br />the hindmost. They race up and down
<br />the streets, mufflerless machines
<br />blaring; they drive over people's
<br />yards and sometimes their bushes and
<br />trees and they buzz around in one
<br />small area until 3:00 AM and heaven
<br />help the poor soul who dares to com-
<br />plain. That person will get his
<br />yard thoroughly torn up some night~
<br />Parents who wouldn't ever consider
<br />letting their children have the fam-
<br />ily car, give a ten, eleven or twel-
<br />ve year old 440 cubic centimeters of
<br />power and let them go where they
<br />please. Of course Junior will drive
<br />slowly and stay in the proper areas
<br />and off yards ~ Who could doubt that?
<br />Junior's lack of common sense and
<br />youthful exuberance and desire for
<br />fun disappears when he gets on that
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<br />of cases, the fault is not the dogs
<br />or drivers, but rather, the owners.
<br />And we so frequently hear the plain-
<br />ative cry, "I just can't seem to
<br />keep him/her tied securely." (When
<br />did they stop making anchor chain?)
<br />or, "if I have to keep that poor
<br />thing tied all the time I'd rather
<br />not have it al all. II, (Wonderful ~ Do
<br />the beastie a favor and don't ac-
<br />quire it in the first place~)
<br />Now, if the dog is able to surv-
<br />ive crossing the streets, he goes to
<br />the neighbors...near and far. This
<br />is just fine, if the neighbor does-
<br />n't object and/or has a dog also who
<br />is a sniffing buddy of the other dog
<br />and both mutually trespass without
<br />complaint. But such is not always
<br />the case and very often the neigh-
<br />bors are not enamored with 'roaming
<br />Rover' who fertilizes their yards,
<br />upsets garbage cans and attacks rab-
<br />bits. During his travels he may
<br />also tangle with a skunk or squirrel
<br />and contact rabies. If he has had
<br />shots however, there is no worry,
<br />but the owner who constantly allows
<br />the dog to run probably hasn't had
<br />it vaccinated either.
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<br />"sled" and he is a model child: If
<br />you believed that, I've got this
<br />bridge in Brooklyn I'd like to sell
<br />you~ And it is really not the kids
<br />fault in that we, as parents, some-
<br />times have to say no for their own
<br />good. And last, but not least, we
<br />have the case of the booze befuddled
<br />brain which tells the temple in which
<br />it is housed that it is capable of
<br />superhuman feats with the machine,
<br />when in reality, it's nerve impulses
<br />are about 50 yards behind the first
<br />obstruction which looms up and...
<br />crash~
<br />Will we have a restrictive ordin.-
<br />ance? Yes...if there isn't a real
<br />effort made by afficianados of snow-
<br />mobiling to curb the abuses of othe~
<br />and cooperate. Narcing, squealing,
<br />ratting, I don't care what you want
<br />to call it, it can also be responsi-
<br />bility towards your community and
<br />your own pursuit of pleasure.
<br />As it stands now, what follows is
<br />basically what we go by under the
<br />laws of the State of Minnesota. By
<br />the way, you can pick up a copy of
<br />Snowmobile Safety Laws, Rules and
<br />Regulations at the Police Dept at
<br />no charge. It is recommended read-
<br />ing, since I am only touching on the
<br />rules in this column.
<br />"No snowmobile can be operated or
<br />transported unless it is registered
<br />in the State." "The registration
<br />number must be displayed in letters
<br />of at least 3" high and a 3/8" str-
<br />oke on the machine, clearly visible."
<br />"Snowmobiles can not be operated
<br />on the roadway, shoulder or inside
<br />bank or slope of any trunk, county
<br />state aid or county highway."
<br />"You must have a headlamp, tail
<br />lamp, 16 square inch minimum refle-
<br />ctive material on each side of the
<br />machine forward of the handle bars
<br />and brakes."
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<br />"All provisions of chapter 169
<br />(general traffic laws) apply to sn-
<br />owmobiles except those which, by
<br />their nature, have no application."
<br />"Any sled, trailer or other de-
<br />vice being towed must have reflect-
<br />ive material on them."
<br />"You can not operate or drive a
<br />snowmobile on an airport."
<br />"All snowmobiles must be eq'uip-
<br />ed at all times with a muffler in
<br />good working order."
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<br />SNOWMOBILES con' t on pg 5
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<br />WHERE
<br />ARE YOU?
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<br />There iire any number of homes in
<br />Ramsey which still do not have house
<br />umbers, either on the house or on
<br />a mailbox or post. Now, while we
<br />all enjoy our privacy, we also all
<br />enjoy our lives and property. And
<br />if the police, fire and ambulance
<br />can not find your house and several
<br />'nutes are lost you may end up
<br />losing your life and/or property to
<br />fire, injuries, stroke, heart at-
<br />tack, laceration, burglars, thieves
<br />etc. ,etc.. Often times we find a
<br />row of mailboxes and they are nice-
<br />ly numbered and even have names on
<br />them. This is wonderful and looks
<br />ever so nice, but unless you put
<br />up arrows and signs pointing to-
<br />ards which house is yours, such
<br />rkings don't help a bit. And
<br />the two inch letters intertwined
<br />in the rosemaling alongside your
<br />entryway at the end of a 100 foot
<br />driveway leaves much to be desired.
<br />please put up some nice, visable
<br />ouse numbers. It will be you
<br />ho benefits!
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<br />--Chie f Aus pos
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